Do you like being yelled at? Do you like beligerantly being sold things? Do you like people unironically doing the exact opposite of the advice they are currently giving you? No, no, and no? Well don’t worry, we suffered through The Vegan Gnomes aggressively unpleasant five part sales pitch so you don’t have to! The Vegan Gnomes claim to be worshipped by the mainstream, but wait no not that mainstream, the other real mainstream. They claim to know how to effortlessly veganize people by telling them to purchase an Impossible Whopper. They claim to have all the answers while everyone else is lost. We’ll attempt to manifest some answers in this week’s episode.
A full transcript for the episode can be found here.